I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
COCAINE IS GR8
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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