yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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