This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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