I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just gargled with NyQuil
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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