We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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