I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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