I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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