do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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