Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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