If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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