Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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