Pappa wants mamma naked
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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