Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish life had little blips of pornography
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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