Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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