do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
