I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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