The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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