Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
try to milk me bitch
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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