what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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