it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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