I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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