That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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