ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
