i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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