i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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