FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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