I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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