OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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