? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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