im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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