Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Porn is love you can see.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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