I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
should my penis look like a turkey
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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