Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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