i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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