weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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