ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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