I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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