im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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