You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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