roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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