Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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