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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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