i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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