Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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