Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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