Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next

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(540): View more from Virginia

My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"

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(416): View more from Toronto

I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?

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(276): View more from Virginia

That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?

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