She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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