Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Im part way to drunk.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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