Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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