Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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