shes about as inviting as chlamydia
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
its liver damage thursday
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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