I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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