I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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