I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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