She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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